fuck v day

so i hate vday.....like any other bitter angry single person.

well my buddy told me about an anti vday party at a bar near where he lives. so we went

there was drinking, massive amounts of dancing....and no flirting what so ever...even tho the people there were supposed to be single....majority were couples..

now here is a rant about that.

its a anti vday party ment for singles...WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO IF YOU ARE A COUPLE!? its not ment for couples, its ment for people to hook up at. that defeaets the whole point of a singles party, fuck you couples who went i hope you die from vd!

also fuck all the other couples out there, i dont care how happy you are...you will end up as miserable as the rest of us. fuck you all.

fuck vday.....

from your lovely captain

oh god....

so my buddy leejay and i have been talking and he wants to find an open mic night at a comedy club...and we do a duo thing....see how we do

oh man...that woudl be so fun..i would be like lewis black....ranting and shit...

i want to do it...

AND ANOTHER RANT

i remember when there were TEEN dramas on tv showing that being a teen sucked and was hard...

but NOW the shows for "teens" are really marketed to 12 yo who are going to grow up thinking being a teen is the shit. 

fuck that!

NOW i remember my so called life...great teen drama, comming of age, showing that being a teen sucked. degrasi...never watched it but i heard good things about it.

what do "teens" have now...drake and josh, icarly, suite life of zach and cody....really now, the acting sucked they are all comedys, there is no real drama in their life, everything is hunkey dorey...

fuck that shit.

i STILL remember what it was like being a teen...drugs, smoking, drinking, sex, people treating you like shit, being judged everyday there is none of that anymore on tv, that is why most teens are watching shows like csi, law and order, shit like that, why cuz there is drama, suspence, and slight humor. teens dont want supid humor, they want something i little inteigent but still simple enough for them to get. 

fuck disney fuck nick.

movie actor rant

alrighty.....i hate disney and nickloden for 2 simple reasons

1. their shows suck

2. the actors over act

and here is a prime example

the show drake and josh on nickleoden the 2 main actors drake bell and josh peck seem to be horrible actors because its all BIG movement and BIG sound.

now you look at the movie the wackness with josh peck....notice he isnt all over the place or hyper and making BIG movements, why cuz he is ACCTUALLY  a good actor who has RANGE.

now drake bell.....what big movie has he been in recently...college....horrible national lampoon wanna be, another "teen movie"....really now horrible script with AGAIN over acting some on his part...but mostly the FRAT boys in the moive. i love watching movies for entertainment but there is the side of me that looks at the acting, the plot, the script....it was just another college comedy...nothing new.....the wackness good story good script....wtf

disney channel....dont get me started. i remember disney back in the day...and i remember how horrible it was back then with the acting quality...i understand the kids are supposed to be the stars...but when you have them OVERACT on EVERYTHING it kindda pisses me off. suite life on zach and cody...really common they are old enough to know that is not how you really make a name for yourself, that is how you get type casted...that is how you are NOT taken serious as an actor.  also the squeeky clean image they try to portray that their "stars" have....the 2 stars of the highschool musical thing...the vanessa whats her name that the orange dude....yea we ALL know the nuddie pics she took were for him....she WAS 18 when she took the pics...BOO FUCKING HOOO SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE IN PORN, SHE CAN BUY PORN. what was the deal of making a big to do about the pictures. there was nothing illegal about it, sure how the person got them could be questionable, but really now. the only way they were releaced is if that orange guy got them THEN posted himself for publicity. remember kids all publicity is good. i hate disney, i hate their actors, i hate their movies, i hate how EXPENCIVE IT IS to get into dland.....i remember when it was about 30 bucks a ticket

now is fucking 70 bucks just to get in dland...and about 100 to get in both parks....FUCK YOU DISNEY!

and another thing what happened to actors taking pride in their work....i really dont see that with these kids.  fuck kids they dont pay taxes or appreciate what a lucky draw they were givin....fuck them.